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The Last Souvenir Shop Before the Edge

SLOT: SOUVENIRS · MODE: ROADSIDECOMPASS ATLAS ⌂ SHELVES
THE ROADSIDE REGISTERSTATUS: OPEN ALWAYS
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— last —Souvenir Shopbefore the edge

FREE MAPS · CLEAN FORTUNES · PAPER POST 2.50
the loud end of the Vortex — and it knows it

You have seen the worlds, or you are about to; the register treats the two of you exactly the same. Either way — here is the rack. Spin it. Everything on it exists because somebody thought a world was worth a sticker, which is the sincerest compliment a world has ever been paid.

Fair warning, cheerfully given: this is the kitsch counter. The library keeps its own hours through the back door, the tales arrive on their own Mondays, and the meaningful things are not on these shelves at all — those are entrusted, never sold, and you will have to travel for them. What IS on these shelves is cheerfully printed, slightly sun-faded, and unashamed of being one of fifty. Paper rides the post for $2.50 to any door in the States — $4.50 to anywhere else on any map we recognize, and several we don’t.

Shelf One — Paper & Postthe pane, the packs, and the spiral-bound end of the rack
NEW!

Nine World Seals souvenir pane — nine stamp-style seals on a kraft selvage pane

Nine World Seals — Souvenir Pane of 9

$22 · one seal per world

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Punk Cats sticker pack

Punk Cats Sticker Pack

$8 · the Menagerie’s rowdiest

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Raven Reverie sticker pack

Raven Reverie Sticker Pack

$8 · straight off the Nocturne

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Glass Rabbit notebook

Glass Rabbit Notebook

$9 · rides parcel post — a spine is no flat thing

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SPIN THE WHOLE STICKER RACK ▸   THE NOTEBOOK END ▸
Shelf Two — Pins & Fortunesone slot empty on purpose
Eccentric Eyeballs pin pack

Eccentric Eyeballs Pin Pack

$14 · they watch back, politely

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Studious Scenes pin pack

Studious Scenes Pin Pack

$14 · for the quietly unbirthdayed

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RESERVED — the fortunes are still at the printer’s.
A promise with its boots on.
THE PIN DRAWER ▸
Shelf Three — Back from the Back Roomsixteen souvenirs re-hired 10/29 — the retirement never stood a chance
RE-HIRED

Raven Bouquet magnet — dark feathers and impossible blooms

Raven Bouquet Magnet

$4.50 · holds the Nocturne to any icebox

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Wonderland Window magnet — a full arched window into another weather

Wonderland Window Magnet

$10 · the artist’s one-off — a window to go

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Red Inku marker

Red Inku Marker

$8 · Wallspeak’s loudest crayon — all seven shades back on duty

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Twilight Owl sticker pack

Twilight Owl Sticker Pack

$8 · back from between day and night

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THE MAGNET DOOR ▸   THE MARKER TIN ▸
— the quiet shelf · artifact wallets —

Nine travelers keep wallets here, and the shop keeps its voice down around them. No starbursts, no sale tags — nine is a census, and a census does not take lodgers. If one of them is yours, you’ll know it when you see it.

Meet the travelers ▸

REGISTER · ROADSIDE
RACKS: 4 · ONE SLOT EMPTY ON PURPOSE
STOCK: 55 SOUVENIRS, COUNTED TWICE · 16 FRESHLY RE-HIRED
PAPER POST: $2.50 THE STATES · $4.50 THE WORLD
PARCELS: $6 FLAT · PAST $75 THE PASSAGE RIDES FREE
REFUNDS ON WONDER: NEVER YET REQUIRED
Browse every shelf ▸Not sure where you’ve been? The Compass knows ▸The worlds keep the rest ▸
If you only pass through once, take something small. The worlds like being remembered in pockets — and the edge, whatever the sign says, is further off than it looks.

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